jamie lee curtis taete
Cry-Baby of the Week
This week: The people who freaked out at a snow penis vs. the guy who freaked out during a threesome.
Cry-Baby of the Week
This week: A woman who doesn't know what a tomato is vs. a woman who hates free airline upgrades.
I Went to the Playboy Mansion (and It Was Kinda Depressing)
A couple of weeks ago I was invited to the Playboy mansion for a screening of that new Jennifer Lopez/Jason Statham movie, 'Parker.' I don't usually go to press screenings because it's much easier to download the movie and watch it at home and not have...
Cry-Baby of the Week
This week: The school that thinks a five-year-old is a terrorist Vs. the people who think a dog is a rapist.
Cry Baby of the Week
It's time once again to name-and-shame some ickle sad grumpy-pants. This week: The homophobic restaurant owner who can't spell Vs the violent dad who hates farts.
Esquire's Interview with Megan Fox Is the Worst Thing Ever Written
The cover story of this month's 'Esquire' is an interview with Megan Fox by Stephen Marche. And though I haven't read every single thing that has ever been written, I can say, with confidence, that it is the worst thing that anybody has ever written...
Cry-Baby of the Week
A guy pulls a gun on another guy for farting and a judge gives a loser four years in prison for handcuffing himself to his crush in a Taco Bell parking lot. Help me name-and-shame these sad grumpy-pants.
I Tried to Have a Spiritual Experience in the Desert
I'm not a very spiritual person, and am frequently jealous of those who are, so I decided to head to Arizona to explore some energy vortexes in an attempt to have a spiritual awakening. Lucky for me, there are multiple companies in Sedona willing to...
Cry-Baby of the Week
This week: The man who thinks butt cream is suncream and burns down the house of the nurse who gave him the medical goo versus the computer company that thinks they invented apples.
Reasons Why Los Angeles Is the Worst Place Ever
I recently moved from London to Los Angeles. Despite the fact that LA is the undisputed worst place in the entire world, I've been trying super hard to like it. Unfortunately, I'm starting to think I just don't have it in me.