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Dickey on Fire
R.A. Dickey has the fastest knuckleball in baseball history and will be ruining the lives of hitters until they're eventually replaced with robots.
Taking the Heat
The Heat are now the best team in the NBA, but that doesn't mitigate the fact that, even by the usual standards for the NBA's sour and over-determined dynasty aspirants, these guys are kind of dickish.
God Hates Beds
This week God spoke to former NFL player Kevin Ellison and told him to torch his bed with a blunt.
Welcome to the NBA Finals
Who will be the champions of The Year the Season Started at Christmas Because the Buttsteak Owner of the Suns Wanted to Prove Some Dim Point About Unions or Whatever?
The Oklahoma Problem
Oklahoma is pretty terrible at being a state, but their basketball team is fantastic.
Rondo and the Old Dudes Just Keep Winning
You wonder if there’s something intrinsic these geezers have that others don’t.
Welcome to the NBA Playoffs
If you are just now joining the Playoffs, you may be frustrated to learn that they're nearly over. Don't worry, you were actually very wise to skip the part of the postseason that involved the Hawks.
If You Don’t Like the Spurs, You’re a Wall-Eyed Moron
The Spurs don’t deserve their rough reputation among idiot half-awake check-in basketball fans. They're the NBA’s model franchise.
The Wide World of Balls - Haha, Dude Got Hit in the Sack!
This week Alex Gordon got a ball in the nuts and Lawrence Taylor earned more money to pay for his underage prostitutes.
JR Smith Is Dating Rihanna and Life Is Unfair
What does it mean for the Knicks if these two are having genital parties with each other?