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Take a Stroll... with Rob Delaney - Follow Me on Twitter!
In early 2009 I was in a hotel outside of Minneapolis where I'd just performed at a comedy club. I was on Facebook and saw that Louis C.K. had announced he'd opened a Twitter account.
Take a Stroll... with Rob Delaney - A Voter's Guide
In 1996 I voted for Bob Dole. I was 19, didn't follow politics, and had heard that Republicans advocated small government and Democrats advocated large government. I didn't care for authority much at that age, so that was enough for me.
Take a Stroll... with Rob Delaney - Look Deep into My Eye
I'd had close to no sex when I got to college. My penis had been inside a couple of girls, but I didn't really know what to do with it and I could have been charitably described as "very awful" at making and/or doing sex. So at NYU, I made a concerted...
Take a Stroll... with Rob Delaney - Debt Ceilings, Debt Feelings
The news is dominated by the deficit talks in Washington right now. Simply put, the Republicans want to close the gap through cuts only, Democrats want to do it with a combination of cuts and revenue, and Tea Partiers want to do it through a...
Take a Stroll... with Rob Delaney - Look: I Am Your Father
I'm a dad. I have been for three months. I like my baby. I love him, even. This is probably because (head reason) I'm programmed to, and (heart reason) the sight/smell/sound of him is intoxicating and I can't get enough of it. I want to smell him so...
Take a Stroll… with Rob Delaney - We Jumped Off the Manhattan Bridge
One night in the summer of 1999 I jumped off the Manhattan Bridge. It wasn't a suicide attempt--I had a bungee cord attached to my ankles. But it was still illegal and not part of any tour package or team-building exercise
Take a Stroll... with Rob Delaney - Problem Areas
Hi everybody! How's it going? If you're a woman, I hope your answer is "I'm fucking starving!"
Take a Stroll... with Rob Delaney - I Wet the Bed
After being toilet trained and graduating to big-kid underpants, it's common for a child to occasionally wet the bed for a few more years. Most kids are consistently waking up on a dry and cozy mattress by the age of six or seven.
Take a Stroll... with Rob Delaney - I Make Babies
A little under a year ago I received a picture message from my wife. It was a photo of a smiley face, which was on a stick she'd just peed on. Its appearance meant that she was ovulating, so I sped home from my office, which was five miles away, hoping...