The Saturday Morning Cartoons Issue
Cum - Don't Do It
I'm not sure why exactly, but every so often, in the wee small hours of the morning, the conversation turns to injaculation. At least if I'm present it does.
Every Rose Has Its Thorn
"I actually like Poison" says the diminutive tattoo artist from her home in Williamsburg, Brooklyn.
Literary
YOU ARE BEING LIED TOWhat started out as someone saying there should be an alternative to 60 Minutes has become the most reliable news source on the internet. For the past five years disinfo.com
Electric Independence
Along with a shiny new office in Brooklyn, Warp records re-releases a classic Richard James album Surfing on Sine Waves (Warp). It’s newly remastered with two extra tracks, so if you’re all like, “Ha ha! I already got it when it first came out!” I’d be...
I Ain't A Rapper I Just Thug-a-lot
Beanie Sigel popped out of nowhere in 1998 on The Roots' "Adrenaline" track and spit one of the first raps he ever wrote. His crude depiction of taped-up snitches in a drug deal gone wrong was just a teaser. A few months later, the demo-less Philly...
Air, Trees, Water, Animals
Fuck what you heard. This is true Southern hip hop. Not only does it make New York sound like a commercial for Burger King, it makes other Southerners like Outkast sound like a Broadway play of "Fat Albert" (seems Dre and Big Boi sense this too and...
Pssst! - Hey Kid!
People that join the military are basically bitches wanting to be worked by the biggest pimp.
Welcum To Chloeville 2
I’ve been watching a lot of VH1’s Behind the Music lately and drinking straight Tequila. Sometimes, after eating the worm, I begin to imagine how my Behind The Music would be laid out.
Push It Real Good
Tom Jenkinson is 26 years old. As genre-dissolving spaz-jazz drum n' bass hardcore rave-funk pioneer Squarepusher, this broad, bearded man has released something like nine albums. A few are good. A couple are dodgy. The others - including his debut...