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Seven Inches, Hardcore
1. Against The Wall, Identify Me (Nemesis Records, 1989)2. Assuck, Necro Salvation (Rigid Records, 1989): All those bands in Tampa thought they were on some "real music" shit and looked at Assuck as something funny
These Are Polaroids Of Funny Signs
"I've been collecting Polaroids of funny signs since I was 13 years old. The past few years have really helped my collection because I've been touring with my band Jim and Jennie and the Pinetops, and Europe is filled with weird words. Here're some of...
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THE TOTO CHLOE BIDET SEAT"I bought Adam Carolla one of these because he kept saying wiping his ass was 'like getting peanut butter out of a shag carpet.' He swears by it."
Tech Nerd
ZOOM RHYTHMTRAK RT-123This is my favorite cheap drum machine. You can program in your own patterns with not only the many different drum sounds, but also the bass and keyboard sounds. Lots of
I'm Busted
In prison there are serious restrictions on prisoners' personal property. In the world, people tend to accumulate things as they get older, but in prison convicts are expected to live decades of their lives and not accumulate any belongings. Not that...
It's A Racist, Racist World
A good third of the Tidbits people send us have some kind of racial implications-usually black. Here're the funniest ones.
Electric Independence
The top six Electric Independence things of 2005. Break it down...VITALICOK Cowboy</bOdd: I played this to death every day up until its April release. Since then I’ve
Hotel Life
APOGEE MINI-METhis is the smallest high-end input channel I can travel with. It has the same components as the big studio I have at home, but it can fit in a suitcase. Look at the knobs on
Games
SHADOW THE HEDGEHOGThe doctor told me to stop playing computer games in 1999 because he said a lot of the games brought on my epilepsy and I’d just blackout if the graphics got too freaky
Reading Rainbow
CRACKERSby Ed Ruscha (Heavy Industry: 1969)Ryan: "This is a rare Ed Ruscha book. It's almost like a photo flipbook. Two men go into a hotel room and make this woman lie down
Tidbits
SPIDER COCK MANAgain the Japanese get it all wrong. This is a very tickly cock ring with a hundred pointy tentacles that shoot out from the dick at all angles, which implies that women
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After 60 years of being forced to eat the world's shit for allowing Nazis to flourish, the Germans have gotten pretty used to it.