Anthony Pappalardo

  • Baseball: America’s Racist Pastime

    Brandon Phillips got really pissed earlier this week when Pittsburgh Pirate Jared Hughes plunked him. Baseball players get “unintentionally” hit all the time, but Brandon got extra heated and alleged that Jared called him “boy” during the altercation.

  • Animal Chin Changed Skateboarding Three Times

    I watched The Search for Animal Chin for the billionth time recently and nothing changed. The dialog was still goofy, the acting awkward, and the “plot” scattered. But that’s OK. We’re not talking about auteur cinema here; it’s a fucking skate video...

  • Big Surprise - At WAR with SABR

    Right now the leading candidates for MVP in both the American League and National League make less than one million dollars… combined. Mike Trout is leading all of baseball with a WAR of +9.3 and Andrew McCutchen third at +6. What the fuck is WAR? It...

  • Big Surprise – Wide Receivers Get Arrested a Lot

    It’s no secret that NFL players get arrested a lot, but why? I created an Excel sheet detailing the 75 reported arrests of NFL players since 2011. I broke down each arrest by the following criteria: Date of Arrest, player name, violation, position, and...

  • Big Surprise – Wide Receivers Get Arrested a Lot

    It’s no secret that NFL players get arrested a lot, but why? I created an Excel sheet detailing the 75 reported arrests of NFL players since 2011. I broke down each arrest by the following criteria: Date of Arrest, player name, violation, position, and...

  • Salman Agah Makes Pizza in LA and it Doesn’t Suck

    Influential skater Salman Agah opened Pizzanista! in downtown Los Angeles. Pizza snobs are always quick to shit on left coast slices, but they’re the same turds who think it’s impossible to have a good taco anywhere but California or Mexico. Lighten up...