Bert Burykill

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Sexx Money's Open Letter to Miley Cyrus

Everyone's writing open letters to Miley Cyrus, even prison inmates like Sexx Money—he might get his pop culture news way later than everyone else, but he wants everyone to know how much he loves Miley.
Bert Burykill
10.25.13
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My Search Engine Results Are Wrecking My Life

Thanks to an article about my arrest for drugs in 2004, when employers google my real name they think I'm some kinda kingpin and don't hire me, which is making it much, much harder to join the world as a legitimate citizen.
Bert Burykill
10.14.13
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Curtis Snow Is Trying to Go Legit

Curtis Snow is a former stickup kid and D-boy who got famous for his pseudo-docudrama Snow on tha Bluff, an extremely raw look at one of America's roughest neighborhoods. He's now trying to be a...
Bert Burykill
10.4.13
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The Ex-Con Who Wants to Explain Prison to Kids

Anthony Curcio was football star in high school with a charmed life, but got addicted to pills so bad that he tried to rob an armored car through an elaborate heist. Five years later, he's out of prison and creating children's books.
Bert Burykill
9.24.13
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Just Close Down California's Prisons Already

California has to reduce its prison population by 8,000 because some judges said so, but apparently it's really hard to let people out of overcrowded cages.
Bert Burykill
9.18.13
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Starve Yourself Free

Inmates in California just ended their hunger strike against conditions in solitary confinement after two months, and the fact that they starved themselves for that long as a protest shows you how cruel and unusual prisons' shit has gotten.
Bert Burykill
9.6.13
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Phone Calls from Jail Are Criminally Expensive

The FCC has finally put a cap on how much inmates can be charged for out-of-state calls, which is gonna provide some relief for prisoners and their families who were getting robbed blind by predatory companies like Global Tel Link.
Bert Burykill
8.19.13
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‘Orange Is the New Black’ Through the Eyes of an Ex-Con

Orange Is the New Black is a damn good show about prison. It's based on Piper Kerman's memoir, which she wrote after spending some time in the clink-clink, and actually her story is similar to mine—we were both living upper-middle-class lives...
Bert Burykill
8.6.13
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Some Advice for a Sex Offender on His Way to Prison

I received a particularly desperate letter last week. I won’t provide too many of the details 'cause the case is still going on but it appears the feller did some real rapist shit on a young girl—he says it was consensual, but when a girl is so young...
Bert Burykill
7.16.13
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Remembering Independence Day Behind Bars

Other than getting some bonerable melon, there wasn't anything good about spending Independence Day in prison. It was another ugly reminder that us inmates were missing out on the real world. Anyone we talked to outside was going to tell us about the...
Bert Burykill
7.5.13
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Piss Testing Is a Failure

It seems to me like they always pick on the people who are already down when it comes to intrusive nonsense like mandatory drug testing, so the criminals got it first, but it’s becoming more apparent to me that this is a big hustle, and it's not just...
Bert Burykill
6.30.13
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The Guys Who Really Should Be Locked Up

You might think that someone who’s been locked up a lot like me might have more sympathy for inmates, regardless of what their crime is, but I doubt that I do. When I hear a guy sitting next to me in group say he just did 31 years, I really don’t want...
Bert Burykill
6.21.13
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