Julia Prescott

  • I Went to a Sound Bath (and It Was Totally Lame)

    Yep, a “sound bath.” The name alone baffles people. Before I went I imagined an empty room with several people lying down, experiencing sound waves that felt like Mother Nature orgasming through your eardrums. What I actually experienced? Smelly feet...

  • I Auditioned to Be a Disney Princess

    When we arrived, I immediately noticed that every Disney employee resembled a first draft of a cartoon character, the ones the artists sketch and then instantly crumple and toss away. Every person who had authority at the audition looked like that and...