My Belief in the Evil Eye is Feeding My Anxiety
Growing up with a superstitious mom contributed to my chronic anxiety and the belief that everyone around me has a secret desire to see me fail.
Christmastime turns an already-awful job into an actual nightmare.
Chakrubs are a line of sex toys made of crystals, which are said to contain metaphysical properties to help the user overcome past relationships, create emotional stability, and guard against negativity—all while masturbating.
This goes out to all the dudes who have told me "I'm not attracted to fat girls," even though they had sex with me and I am fat.
McDonald's has recently introduced customized hamburger kiosks in some of its restaurants. I asked Kris Yenbamroong, head chef and owner of Night + Market in West Hollywood, to make a monster of a burger with me.
Did I learn more about myself? Yeah. But did I get laid?
When I tell people I'm not sure if I want to have kids, they tell me I'll change my mind when I'm older, or when my "biological clock" kicks in. Why can't a woman decide to be childless without being called selfish?
JMom is basically like a 21st Century version of Fiddler on the Roof. What could go wrong? I invited my mom to test it out.
You know how people say you can calm your nerves by imagining everyone in the audience naked? That's exactly what this was like.
People sent me a lot of hate mail after I wrote about not giving blowjobs, but it took me a lot of time and bad sexual experiences before I figured out what I want out of sex, and how to get it.
On escaping the trauma of roommates only to fall right into a "single-woman-living-alone" stereotype.