I Can't Decide Whether I Want to Have a Sex Slave
Men keep trying to get me to dominate them—financially, physically, and emotionally. The only problem is, I don't even know if I actually enjoy it.
Some guy is getting a quote of something I wrote tattooed on his body. This is a dream come true for a younger me, but now I'm not sure if I'd call this success.
I had to go through a bunch of emotions before I could finally end up at my current state of being not at all worried about my perpetual singleness. Those emotions look strangely like the traditional stages of grief.
I learned about biology, bathrooms, mediocre lunches, and film history while gawking at just how crazily young all my classmates looked.
Having a Jewish mother is like having a mother times ten. Not only does she have to know what you're doing today, but she also has to know whom you're doing it with, why, where, and will it cost money?
Online dating is rough. My inbox is flooded with messages like "Can I suck a cucumber out of your butt?" and "Biggest dick you've sucked?" Here's some advice: Don't be that guy. Follow this guide instead.
Brooklyn-based artist Wizard Skull makes art that's straight out of your childhood nightmares. Think Pac Man attacking Mickey Mouse, and naked Gargamel.
Sedlec Ossuary, a Roman Catholic chapel in the Czech Republic, purports to have one of every type of human bone in its collection of skeletons. In many cases, these bones were refashioned into art, or into furniture pieces like chandeliers. We talked to d…
Nicolas Cage has been turned into every GIF imaginable, from the Disney Princesses to Sailor Moon to Miley Cyrus on her wrecking ball. We visited an art show that commemorated them all.
Some of those who swear off masturbating want to curb porn addictions. Some seek increased self-control, a better attitude on life, or just more time on their hands. He did it for all these reasons and more—and would again.
Highlights include: a stripper buying gas station shoes, a college roommate sleeping through it, uttering the words "dick acne," dildo therapy, and so much more. A lot more, really.
The subject of the documentary, Linor Abargil, was stabbed and raped by a man disguised as a friend. Physical and psychological recovery took years. Today Abargil travels the world encouraging women to speak out.
I don't get the bacon craze. I've always been amicable with the stuff, but never thought that every non-bacon food in existence suddenly needed to have bacon in it. I thought perhaps a bacon tour would change my mind and I'd suddenly get why bacon is such…
Pizza is, without question, the greatest thing ever invented by humanity. Unfortunately, everyone fancies himself an expert on the topic. It's time that we as a society put our foot down and set some guidelines for what is and isn't pizza, so we assembled…