Why I Don't Give Blowjobs
Am I being selfish? Probably. But I believe I earned that selfishness after many years of having sexual encounters with men who rarely bothered to reciprocate.
On escaping the trauma of roommates only to fall right into a "single-woman-living-alone" stereotype.
Did my obsession with the tastes of my online suitors hurt my chances of finding love?
On the latest episode of the ENTITLEMENT Podcast, we chatted with comedian Matt Ingebretson about YikYak, Tumblr, and feeling uncomfortable on social media.
I've been overweight for most of my life due to a weird genetic disorder that also makes me infertile. After more than a decade of struggling to come to terms with my body, I finally really feel OK.
Some guy is getting a quote of something I wrote tattooed on his body. This is a dream come true for a younger me, but now I'm not sure if I'd call this success.
I had to go through a bunch of emotions before I could finally end up at my current state of being not at all worried about my perpetual singleness. Those emotions look strangely like the traditional stages of grief.
I learned about biology, bathrooms, mediocre lunches, and film history while gawking at just how crazily young all my classmates looked.
Having a Jewish mother is like having a mother times ten. Not only does she have to know what you're doing today, but she also has to know whom you're doing it with, why, where, and will it cost money?
Online dating is rough. My inbox is flooded with messages like "Can I suck a cucumber out of your butt?" and "Biggest dick you've sucked?" Here's some advice: Don't be that guy. Follow this guide instead.