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A Quicky with Farrah Abraham and Chris Nieratko

I am no longer a hoarder. As a child I amassed thousands of comic books. In my teenage years it was 'Star Wars' toys. In my 20s I sought out old, classic skateboards. Then I turned 30, got married, had kids, and realized I don’t care to have crap cluttering up my life. But there is still one thing I can’t help but stockpile: celebrity sex tapes. Full story

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Porn Stars Auction Their Bodies for Oklahoma Tornado Victims

I went to the Exxotica Porn Expo to ask some of the top adult-film stars what sexual act they’d be willing to donate to my fictitious auction to help raise money for the victims of the Oklahoma tornadoes. If the comical responses of these porn stars don’t help raise spirits then… Full story

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Obedience School

Have you ever tried to mop up the floodwaters of a squirter? FEMA and the Red Cross combined would be ill-equipped to handle the task; there just aren’t enough sandbags on earth to hold back those tides. Hurricane Sandy’s aftermath was nothing compared with a female ejaculator… Full story

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Jeff Grosso Has a Beautiful Mind

Is Jeff Grosso the last vestige of free speech in skateboarding? We don’t know, but we like the way he talks about drugs. Full story

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Skateboarding's Most Violent Team Manager Has Mellowed Out

Deluxe Distribution's Mic-e Reyes has never kicked anyone off his team for smoking pot, but he has kicked a lot of ass over the years. Full story

Ewe Had Me at All the BBQ You Can Eat

Josh Ozersky is a food writer who recently kicked off a meatcentric dinner party in the back of a sports bar in Jackson Heights. The monthly dinner, which is co-sponsored by our very own food show, 'Munchies,' will feature a different pitmaster for each feast. First up was Robbie… Full story

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Belladonna's Dick Sauce (Animal Style)

My eyes are currently bleeding semen. Each moment they remain open, it feels like vats of acid are being poured into my retinas. The excruciating pain is a direct result of watching porn for the past 12 hours straight. Full story

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Gimme a Fucking Break #4

Despite flunking out of six of the most prestigious institutions of higher learning in New Jersey in less than three years, I never got to experience the crazy beach rompfest marinated in cheap beer that is spring break. Full story

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Twelve Tits for Filing Your Taxes

Former CPA turned adult-film star Veruca James offers some helpful tips for filing your taxes. Full story

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Patrick O’Dell’s Skateboard High School

Patrick O’Dell is having an art show called 'Skateboard High School' tonight at LA’s Known Gallery. I wish I were flying to LA this weekend so I could see it, but I'm not, so instead I made him send me a copy of the limited-edition book from the show and emailed him some question… Full story