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      By Chris Nieratko Dec 4, 2014

      The Whore of Wall Street

      In the opening scene of this porno spoof of Martin Scorsese's ode to the excessive 80s, porn star Dani Daniels (the film's equivalent of Leonardo DiCaprio) gets head under her desk while trying to sell penny stocks on the telephone.

      By Chris Nieratko Dec 4, 2014
      By Chris Nieratko Oct 30, 2014

      The 80s Were Sew Cool

      Artist Dalila Acuña has been trying to harness her fixation with the 80s in a healthy (albeit drunk) manner, by sewing odes to her favorite scenes from 80s movies into pillows and bags. Tonight she'll be sharing the work at an art show in San Francisco.

      By Chris Nieratko Oct 30, 2014
      By Chris Nieratko Oct 20 2014

      BBQ TitMasters

      For years I've wanted to make a barbecue-themed porn flick, and now Joanna Angel has completely ripped me off. This blatant plagiarism will not stand!

      By Chris Nieratko Oct 20 2014
      By Chris Nieratko Sep 3, 2014

      Sex Crimes

      When I was 19, I had a casual Mrs. Robinson thing going on with a wonderful woman in her 40s from Easton, Pennsylvania, home of Crayola crayons. Over the course of our relationship I got to know some of her younger friends who skated, and we'd often hit u…

      By Chris Nieratko Sep 3, 2014
      By Chris Nieratko Aug 4, 2014

      9½ Weeks: An Erotic XXX Parody

      A good buddy I grew up skateboarding with just had his penis surgically removed, and Mickey Rourke made him do it. As kids there was no one we wanted to be more than The Pope of Greenwich Village– and 9½ Weeks–era Mickey Rourke.

      By Chris Nieratko Aug 4, 2014
      By Chris Nieratko Aug 1, 2014

      Alia Janine Can Take a Dick and a Joke

      Tracy Morgan says in his classic 2010 stand-up special Black and Blue that "if you can take a dick, you can take a joke." I wanted to test that theory, so I tracked down Alia Janine, a former porn star currently trying to break into the stand-up ci…

      By Chris Nieratko Aug 1, 2014
      By Chris Nieratko Jul 25, 2014

      Chris Gentry Is the Original Skate Rapper

      For the record, I do not like white rappers. However, vert skating veteran Chris Gentry is an exception to the rule because he's never taken himself that serious. I caught up with Chris to discuss skate rappers, touring with Gator, his sexy ex-wife, and m…

      By Chris Nieratko Jul 25, 2014