Articles by Chris Nieratko
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Meet the Nieratkos
Jeff Grosso Has a Beautiful Mind
Is Jeff Grosso the last vestige of free speech in skateboarding? We don’t know, but we like the way he talks about drugs. Full story
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Meet the Nieratkos
Skateboarding's Most Violent Team Manager Has Mellowed Out
Deluxe Distribution's Mic-e Reyes has never kicked anyone off his team for smoking pot, but he has kicked a lot of ass over the years. Full story
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Ewe Had Me at All the BBQ You Can Eat
Josh Ozersky is a food writer who recently kicked off a meatcentric dinner party in the back of a sports bar in Jackson Heights. The monthly dinner, which is co-sponsored by our very own food show, 'Munchies,' will feature a different pitmaster for each feast. First up was Robbie… Full story
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Skinema
Belladonna's Dick Sauce (Animal Style)
My eyes are currently bleeding semen. Each moment they remain open, it feels like vats of acid are being poured into my retinas. The excruciating pain is a direct result of watching porn for the past 12 hours straight. Full story
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Skinema
Gimme a Fucking Break #4
Despite flunking out of six of the most prestigious institutions of higher learning in New Jersey in less than three years, I never got to experience the crazy beach rompfest marinated in cheap beer that is spring break. Full story
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Meet the Nieratkos
Twelve Tits for Filing Your Taxes
Former CPA turned adult-film star Veruca James offers some helpful tips for filing your taxes. Full story
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Meet the Nieratkos
Patrick O’Dell’s Skateboard High School
Patrick O’Dell is having an art show called 'Skateboard High School' tonight at LA’s Known Gallery. I wish I were flying to LA this weekend so I could see it, but I'm not, so instead I made him send me a copy of the limited-edition book from the show and emailed him some question… Full story
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Finally, a Kids' Book for Cannibals
If you’re a cannibal with lofty aspirations to become part of high society, Jen Uman has the perfect book for you and your children. Full story
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Meet the Nieratkos
Fat, Sick, and Nearly Divorced
It was bound to happen. Chris Nieratko’s wife is leaving him for juicing, so he’s offering up these photos and videos of her for you to pleasure yourself to. Full story
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Harmony Korine's Spring Breakers
Meet the ATL Twins - Part 3
In the third and final part of our interview with the ATL Twins, we learn about their daytime alter egos as legal assistants and what happened behind the scenes on the set of 'Spring Breakers.' Turns out, hanging with Selena Gomez resulted in their Instagram profile getting banne… Full story
Deportee Purgatory
Welcome to Tijuana’s El Bordo
'Leviathan,' I Love You
James Franco at the Movies
Juggalos Are OK, Cupid
Don’t Be a Tumblr Asshole
Get Rich or High Trying
The Coming Age of Corporate Cannabis
Triple Hate - Part 1
The KKK vs. the Crips vs. Memphis City Council
Rave and Hardcore YouTube Comments
They Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity