Articles by Drew Millard

Drew Millard

Drew Millard is a petulant, rap-obsessed 12 year-old trapped in a 23 year-old's body. His favorite food is asparagus, has written for many different publications and is worrying this is sounding like the beginning of an OK Cupid profile. He lives is Brooklyn, but is from North Carolina. He really wants to meet Drake.

Meet the Underage Kids Who Showed Up to a Guns N' Roses Concert Thirteen Hours Early

Tyler and Tyler are the biggest Guns N’ Roses fans in the Northeast. They are highly involved members of mygnrforum, the premier Guns N’ Roses destination on the web, and as far as I can tell, their lives are structured around how much they love Guns N’ Roses. I interviewed the Tylers about how much they like Guns N’ Roses. Full story

2013 Jun 7 Drew Millard Noisey

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Here's Why Tim Dog Might Have Faked His Own Death

If you’re unfamiliar with the increasingly odd tale of Tim Dog, let’s all get caught up to speed. On Valentine’s Day of this year, Tim Dog—the rapper whose song “Fuck Compton” provided the spark that lit the fire of the East Coast/West Coast rap feud and remained a connoisseur’s… Full story

2013 May 30 Drew Millard Music

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In Search of Tim Dog, the Rapper Turned Con Artist Who Probably Faked His Own Death

This February, the legendary rapper turned grifter Tim Dog died. So why is there a warrant out for his arrest? We spoke to several people close to him who think he's still alive, and after some digging, we think so too. Full story

2013 May 23 Drew Millard Music

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The Cosmic Adventures of Mr. Muthafuckin' eXquire

You probably know Mr. Muthafuckin' eXquire as a hard-partying, lecherous alt-rapper, the dude who told you and your friends to go "drunk driving on a Wednesday." This caricature couldn't be further from the truth, and he's setting the record straight with a new mixtape called 'Ki… Full story

2013 May 21 Drew Millard Music

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Pete Wentz Is the Last True Punk

In addition to being Colin Powell's grand nephew and the leader of Fall Out Boy, Pete Wentz used to be in a black nationalist powerviolence band called Racetraitor. All this confused us, so we talked to him about it. Full story

2013 May 14 Drew Millard Music

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There's an App that Lets You Play Dress Up with Drake

I discovered an iPhone app called Dress Drake, which is literally just an iPhone app where you put clothes on Drake. This app is great, mainly because it provides definitive proof that we are living in the future. I would seriously be surprised if we didn't figure out hoverboards… Full story

2013 May 9 Drew Millard Noisey

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Farrah Abraham's Music Is Way Better Than Her Sex Tape

This week the internet lost its hive mind for the Farrah Abraham/James Deen sex tape, 'Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom.' I watched part of it, and it was OK, but it doesn't hold a candle to her musical output, which is pure postmodern outsider art trash. Think Henry Darger me… Full story

2013 May 8 Drew Millard Music

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Mac Miller Opens Up

If you haven't been paying attention, you might not have known that Mac Miller has abandoned party-rap in favor of a psychedelic, near-Based perspective on life. These days, however, he's totally fine if you're not paying attention. Full story

2013 May 2 Drew Millard Music

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I Saw Limp Bizkit Last Night and It Changed My Life

What is greatness? Is greatness 40 million records sold? If so, then Fred Durst has indeed achieved greatness. Is greatness the adulation of untold scores of strangers, screaming your own words—words that you wrote—back at you while fireworks and shit go off behind you? If that’s… Full story

2013 May 1 Drew Millard Noisey

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R.A. the Rugged Man Still Hates Every Record Label

There are few rappers working in America today with the pedigree of R. A. the Rugged Man. Signed to Jive Records as a teenager during hip-hop's golden age, the Rugged Man failed to find an audience, eventually catching a sexual harassment charge and getting blacklisted by the maj… Full story

2013 Apr 26 Drew Millard Music

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