Julian Morgans
How Many Oysters Does it Take to Get Horny: An Investigation
Do oysters make you horny? Turns out, yes, slimy molluscs are an aphrodisiac – if you eat enough of them.
Meet the Woman Whose Face Launched a Thousand Catfish Scams
Sabrina Nichole is likely one of the most popular faces for catfishes in the world. She says 90% of her DMs are people asking for their money back.
All the Different Ways My Mum Tried to Poison Me
I grew up with an illness the doctors couldn't diagnose. It took years for me to realise the problem was my mother.
Bitcoin Mining Could Use More Energy Than All of Italy by 2024
It doesn’t have to be like this, researchers say.
Woman Gets Stuck and Dies in Charity Bin While Dumpster Diving
Her body was found by someone trying to donate clothes, "hanging half-in, half-out" of the chute.
Why Does Basically Everyone Do This V-Finger Peace Thing in Photos?
What does it even stand for? Peace? Victory? Vagina? We did our research.
Elderly Man Tortured with ‘Horrifying Array of Weaponry’ After Grindr Catfishing
The assailant claims he was in the throes of a "drug frenzy" when he tortured his victim with a taser, secateurs and an electric drill.
I Spent 15 Months Shipwrecked on an Uninhabited Island
The story of six teenagers who stole a boat, got lost in a storm, then lived in relative harmony on a South Pacific island.
A Scientist Taught AI to Generate Pickup Lines. The Results are Chaotic.
"I Love You, I Love You, I Love You To The confines of death and disease, the legions of earth rejoices. Woe be to the world!"
The Dick Ship Jammed in the Suez Canal Has Been Partially Freed
After drawing a dick on the ocean and blocking one of the world's busiest shipping lanes, the Ever Green has been dislodged.
What I Wish We'd Known Before Blowing Our Band’s Shot at Fame
Changing the Hollywood sign made us international news. Here's how you can do something similar, without blowing it.
A Short History of Racist Things People Have Said to Me Because I'm Asian
I grew up in Australia. I'm a full-time journalist. I still get people acting like I can't speak English.