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      By Kara Crabb Aug 27, 2014

      I Went to a Raëlian Cult Protest for Titties

      The organization Go Topless has been reprimanded by the media as a superficial publicity stunt since its establishment in 2007. When I arrived on the scene, Raëlian men and women were parading around a statue holding signs about "equal rights."

      By Kara Crabb Aug 27, 2014
      By Kara Crabb Aug 15, 2014

      It’s Time to Learn About the Female Prostate

      We recently published two articles that referenced the female prostate. Many commenters freaked out, incredulous at the authors' seemingly poor grasp of human anatomy. So we asked Kara Crabb to respond by writing her own guide to the mythic gland.

      By Kara Crabb Aug 15, 2014
      By Kara Crabb Jan 24, 2014

      Therapy with Steve Girard, AKA Stevie Eats Worms

      I hate to keep coming back to this, but after I gargled my piss on the internet I received a lot of heartfelt missives from urine enthusiasts the world over. One very intrusive fan even searched my DNS registration and sent me a text with my father's name…

      By Kara Crabb Jan 24, 2014
      By Kara Crabb Oct 10, 2013

      Jacob Barnett Is Even Better in 3D

      Jacob Barnett has been getting a lot of media attention lately because he is an autistic baby genius. I have been following his story for over a year now, waiting for my chance to pounce. When I found out he was going to be at a science-outreach festival,…

      By Kara Crabb Oct 10, 2013
      By Kara Crabb Jul 8, 2013

      Bitches Be Writing: A History

      The first important modern writer with a vagina emerged out of nowhere, with an exaggerated, hyperbolic diary she called Pride and Prejudice, written when she was just 21 years old. As a result, universities all over the place now have feminist-lit…

      By Kara Crabb Jul 8, 2013
      By Kara Crabb Mar 20, 2013

      Girl Eats Placenta

      When my very pregnant friend called recently to tell me that she had arranged for her placenta to be encapsulated and invited me to come watch the whole process, it was a dream come true. I had been dropping subtle hints to her for months.

      By Kara Crabb Mar 20, 2013
      By Kara Crabb Mar 6, 2013

      Myths About Science Education

      Recently I decided to go back to school to study science, and, astoundingly, most people I've crossed paths with have been enormous dicks about it. Even the secretary at the office of the registrar said, "Science? How do you know you want to study science…

      By Kara Crabb Mar 6, 2013
      By Kara Crabb Mar 6, 2013

      A Sweatshop of One's Own

      What if the crap-manufacturing industry collapses and all of the indentured servants the US employs there are no longer able to produce cheaply manufactured garments? What atrocities would Americans be forced to wear? To illustrate this predicament, I mad…

      By Kara Crabb Mar 6, 2013
      By Kara Crabb Feb 28, 2013

      My Favorite Disease, Noma

      Brace yourselves. A lot of you will probably hate the photos you're about to see in this article, but they're not meant to make you feel sad and scared; they're meant to make you understand something cool about your stupid face.

      By Kara Crabb Feb 28, 2013
      By Kara Crabb Feb 20, 2013

      How to Have An Orgasm with Your Vagina

      It has come to my attention that a lot of grown-ass women out there have yet to experience an orgasm, which makes me want to jump off a cliff on to a bed of sharpened dildos. Orgasms are important, and you need to be able to make yourself come. I know it

      By Kara Crabb Feb 20, 2013
      By Kara Crabb Feb 12, 2013

      Let's Colonize Outer Space

      I would like to donate my ova to NASA so that they can raise babies in a highly controlled environment, see how human physiology changes over time/in weird circumstances, and help us get on track to colonize Mars.

      By Kara Crabb Feb 12, 2013
      By Kara Crabb Feb 6, 2013

      Motivational Hemorrhoids

      Say you're in a relationship and you start feeling isolated because you have needs that the other person just doesn't understand. Don't let it fester in your asshole until it starts prolapsing and bleeding out of control. Tackle it right away.

      By Kara Crabb Feb 6, 2013
      By Kara Crabb Dec 17, 2012

      Sue Johanson

      In part one of our three-part interview with Sue Johanson of 'Sunday Night Sex Show' fame, Kara Crabb chats with Sue about her origins as a nurse, being a pioneer of sexual education in a time when abortion was illegal, and the priests who told her to pok…

      By Kara Crabb Dec 17, 2012
      By Kara Crabb Dec 13, 2012

      Sue Johanson - Teaser

      Sue Johanson from Canada's 'Sunday Night Sex Show' sat down with our very own Kara Crabb for a long chat about menopause, how to put on a condom with your mouth, butt sex, vaginal sex, dicks, and balls. Here's the teaser.

      By Kara Crabb Dec 13, 2012
      By Kara Crabb Nov 19, 2012

      The Magic Kingdom of Syria

      Here's a fun idea for Syria: Disneyland. Just because your government has oppressed you for generations and your country is in the midst of a full-scale civil war doesn't mean you don't want to get soaked on Splash Mountain, right?

      By Kara Crabb Nov 19, 2012