The Tragedy of Going to the Mall on Black Friday
What if you need to go to the mall to get your cell phone screen fixed, but it's on the biggest shopping day of the year? It might drive you to tears too.
I talked to the wunderkind stand-up about touring with Odenkirk, his love for Drake, and why he doesn't like "Michael Cera–ass fuckboys."
If you've never gone through an existential crisis, you've never truly lived. Questioning who you are, where you are, and why you're here is a necessity for sentience. Here's a primer to get you started.
I wrestled boys. I wrestled girls. I wrestled anything, and everything, remotely within my weight class. I failed every time.
After deciding to try to be a bisexual, I thought it was smart to take a class on how to properly operate the female body. Who better to learn from than Nina Hartley?
We talked to the Science... For Her! author about malls, feminist infighting, and her lord and savior, Jesus (Christ, natch).
I've always been attracted to women, and felt mostly homosexual. But if I was born this way, why am I so bad at it?
Since I wrote about my drinking problem a few weeks ago, I've decided to cut back. When people ask me why, I tell them that the way in which I was living was untenable. I receive mostly blank stares.
I took a tour of some of America's finest chain restaurant bars so that I could not only drink a few affordable beers, but also learn more about how we no longer value the simple pleasures of cheap, greasy food and good service.
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Olivia Wilde posed for photos while breastfeeding her child in a new magazine spread. The internet is freaking out about her side-boob, but really, who cares?
John S. Hall's Twitter bio says that he "Had a band for a while—King Missile." That band created the briefly popular song, "Detachable Penis," which made Hall briefly popular. But those days are over, and Hall now spends his days working as an Intellectua…
Comedian and TV writer Joe Mande is seven days away from the end of his Million Dollar Kickstarter project. He says, "If you pay me 1 million dollars, I will host a weekly podcast where I interview comedians and musicians and shit like that."