Articles by Tao Lin
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Drug-Related Photoshop Art - Fabulous Cat
Moments after a runway-walk unveiling Gucci's new line of hats designed to showcase one's face, this "fabulous cat" relaxes on a Louis Vuitton "Slumber Pet Thermal Cat Mat Cat Bed." Full story
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Drug-Related Photoshop Art - Poké Ball Cat
110-pound, body painted, heavily tranquilized cat (eyes superglued open, paws superglued to handle) water skiing to promote a Pokémon brand energy-drink. Full story
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Drug-Related Photoshop Art - Cat-Toad Hybrid
This simple, direct, colorful, anti-drug ad created in 30 or 40 seconds by an unpaid D.A.R.E. intern actually caused a drastic increase in drug use by almost all children. Full story
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Jeff Rosenstock's Mom Doesn't Embarrass Him Anymore
Jeff Rosenstock is the singer/songwriter for Bomb the Music Industry! and was the singer/songwriter for The Arrogant Sons of Bitches. He is now officially immune to his mom's embarrassment tactics. Full story
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Drug-Related Photoshop Art - Party Cat
Cats tend to embarrass themselves when they take gigantic doses of Xanax and Adderall and alcohol. Full story
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Drug-Related Photoshop Art - Gollum's "Suicide Stash"
Gollum staring at his "stash," which he has built up from nothing by working minimum wage for 18 months at Taco Bell. Full story
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Drug-Related Photoshop Art - World's Largest Xanax
This chart was actually created by the promoters of Mount Everest to subliminally target certain fans. Full story
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Top Ten Unpublished Articles of 2011
Here are ten articles I worked on in 2011 that are in various stages of completion, ordered by my current level of interest. Full story
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Drug-Related Photoshop Art - Kreayshawn "Serenely Passed Out"
Close-up of a "serenely passed-out" Kreayshawn (after 2.5 "weed brownies," 3 beers, 60% of a 40oz, 2.5mg Xanax in a 6-hour period) with her MacBook on her face and a vaguely demonic cat staring at her. Full story
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Drug-Related Photoshop Art - Psilocybin Nicolas Cage
Nicolas Cage (as viewed from a "Che Guevara angle") 4.7 seconds after being told "sorry, we're actually all out of walnuts" while on a medium-large dose of psilocybin mushrooms. Full story
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