I am no longer a hoarder. As a child I amassed thousands of comic books. In my teenage years it was Star Wars toys. In my 20s I began seeking out and buying up old, classic skateboards. Then I turned 30, got married, had kids, and realized I don’t really care to have heaps of crap cluttering up my life. But there is still one thing I can’t help but stockpile: celebrity sex tapes.I’ve got them all. From the original sex tape of Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee, to Paris Hilton’s night vision fuck, to the only worthwhile thing Kim Kardashian has ever done in her entire existence, to Saved by the Bell’sScreech giving two girls a dirty Sanchez in a Vegas hotel room, to the unearthed 8mm threesome that may or may not be Jimmy Hendrix, and all the other D-Listers that hoped to become B-Listers by selling their “stolen” sex tapes.
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