No shit?Tweeting &driving while ur drunk is kinda difficult…
— Chi-Chi Rodriguez (@MzMaryJane420) June 8, 2012
I love the idea of calling yourself out on being dumb while broadcasting it to the world.Smh at me driving and tweeting drunk so Wat idgaf
— tha 2012 Lisa Turtle (@ChrissiBaxter) June 8, 2012
Who’s a drunk tweeter? This guy.Drunk Driving & Tweeting<<<<<<
— $kitz▲ (@KidSwajjur) June 4, 2012
I only had seven wine coolers!I wasnt that drunk I was just tweeting and driving
— Miss Marvelous (@MarveLous_KriS) June 3, 2012
“Currently veering off a cliff”Currently drunk tweeting while driving
— Kyle(@SupremeStrokage) June 3, 2012
Deer?@Yall_Aint_Real sooo u tweeting about the fact that u drunk driving?
— Thugnificent (@AfricanPrize) May 31, 2012
Sure, yolo, but not for long.@kellieleers driving and tweeting drunk yolo
— Lauren Kubit (@laurenekubit) June 8, 2012
Never tweeting and driving while drunk ever again. Thank you nice cop for he warning. You’re my favorite
— Savannah Mooneyhan (@Sahvinuh) June 8, 2012
This one is really emo.Drunk smh and driving and tweeting
— idgaF (@YEAitsme_CHE) June 8, 2012
“Taking a crap, reading a magazine, paired”Drunk driving and tweetingsolo
— Randy Bryant (@Randy_Beez21) June 8, 2012
A voice of reason!@dan_horohoe drunk driving while tweeting, stop that.
— hannah clendenon (@Hannahhh4242) June 8, 2012
Drinking, driving, and tweeting is still no excuse for sentence fragments.as im tweeting & driving drunk
— v e e(@veebabayy) June 8, 2012
20 bones says this guy drives an IROC.Especially drunk RT @YoungLunatic504: Fuck what they say tweeting or texting while driving is fun…
— destination hell(@24shaft) June 8, 2012
Either that’s a typo, or “dears” is the darkest prelude to ghost driving in history.@Don_FOE_BoY you’re not suppose to be driving drunk and then tweeting it..makes it worse.
— T T (@reesieboo) June 8, 2012
That’s not a real website.I am too.drunk.to.be driving lol probably should be tweeting lol
— Paul Michael (@Munzarelli) June 6, 2012
“Skulling bleach while playing Russian Roulette, YOLO”@errybodyluvZACH So u talking on the phone, tweeting, and driving drunk?? YOLO for real huh?
— K’la (@klathelyricist) June 6, 2012
“Hey Twitter should I be doing this thing that I don’t think I should be doing?” Hits deerI def shouldn’t be driving right now, but more importantly, I shouldn’t be tweeting #drunk
— Puja Shah (@pshahhh) June 6, 2012
Another emo one here.And you tweeting ☹ #Smdh RT @Percy_Petch: Drunk. Driving home by myself. Can’t see shit in the dark.
— Nunu* (@loverofInk) June 8, 2012
What does the cloud mean?Driving drunk and tweeting ☁
— iDrink and youLOSE (@HOPon_aHORSE) June 7, 2012
Inspirational? Call Paramount!@Meagowoman @alexaaaaaaaadrunk tweeting while driving.. She’s my inspiration :’)#soproud lol
— Michelle Gonzalez (@OMGitsChellllle) June 7, 2012
Boom.Follow Derek Mead on Twitter: @derektmead."@Jahy_Knyx: Omg I’m too drunk for this car ride to McDonald’s." ARE YOU DRIVING DRUNK AND TWEETING AT THE SAME TIME #skills
— gordon hobbs (@gordon_hobbs) June 6, 2012