I predicted in Friday's preview column that Arsenal would win this one comfortably, as they always seem to do after a stupid result in order to keep their fickle fanbase vacillating endlessly from "WENGER OUT!" to "We're gonna win the league!" But, hot on the heels of their embarrassing capitulation to Anderlecht in midweek, came another to Swansea in Saturday's 4PM kick-off. It's arguably the worst time slot in which to suffer an embarrassing capitulation; leaving boozy fans with little else to show for their weekends bar an empty wallet, a cumulative hangover and the grim prospect of work in the morning. But don't worry too much Gooners; at least you've got the international break to look forward to before Man United visit on the 22nd.
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This week though, there was one additional humiliation. It's a good job Wenger isn't in a title race, because taking the time to lash out wildly at Paul Merson, of all people, seems indicative of a man on the edge, as much as Benitez's facts or Keegan's tears. Everyone knows if you're gonna come at the king, you best not miss. But if you go after a total chump and miss, it's even worse. Now Merse looks vindicated, and if he's able to tell you where you're going wrong, well, there's no greater humiliation than that. This is surely a new low.Rodgers' Wizard of Oz-Style RevealThis vine sums up Arsenal perfectly, How Arsenal start games and how Arsenal finish games — King Henry (@ArsenalKing14)November 10, 2014
Another defeat for Liverpool, and things have started to look seriously bleak. The chances of even finishing fourth now look remote, for a team that really ought to have been going on a renewed title push. We can see the mistakes made in the transfer market – a defensive boost, a Gerrard replacement and a new prolific striker were needed. Liverpool got none of them. But this is a real, serious problem that goes a lot deeper.
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Technically there is no reason to include this VineSouthampton: Good, in an Old School WayYaya Toure's shot that struck a young girl in the face… — Football Talk (@TransferBibIe)November 9, 2014
Is this shit for real? Southampton might seem to be playing Leicester at home every single week, and have largely racked up their points total against dross – the only "big teams" they've played are Liverpool and Spurs, against both of whom they lost – but they're doing it with the reliability of a title-winner.However, Ronald Koeman's main benefit to society is the way his results ridicule the excuses wibbled out by any "big club" manager when his team end up, say, 16 points off the pace having spent 150 million in one summer. Philosophy? New formations? Pressing? Nah, fuck it mate; just buy a big Italian and pump it into the box, put Celtic's old goalkeeper in nets, you'll beat most of the shite out there.
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Something's not right here. Alan Pardew's Faustian pact was only supposed to allow him the minimum amount of rope to maximise the misery of Newcastle fans, but instead he's on a glorious run, swatting aside all-comers as his team look… well, not exactly unstoppable, but… OK, unstoppable, but also somehow shit.Time was we'd praise Alan Carr's dad for unearthing great players, but he doesn't seem to have unearthed any real gems for a while now. Despite that, Newcastle are battering everyone, and you can't escape the sense that they could be lining up with Gary Doherty in every position and still getting exactly the same results.
Mourinho the TrailblazerAlan Pardew right now — Gareth Daniels (@Gareth_Daniels)November 9, 2014
I can't help but feel the much-ballyhooed TV deal that came into force a couple of years back has indeed proved to be the game-changer everyone predicted it would be, but nobody has noticed. Nobody, that is, except José Mourinho.Look, this isn't an easy league. Stoke City signed Bojan, for fuck's sake. Mid-table clubs have real pulling power now, and can build serious sides with serious players. You can't just chuck some kids on in defence and trust them to do the job if they're not facing Collins John and David Healy. You can't just buy another world-class forward instead of buying a defensive midfielder, because there's someone a little bit more dangerous than Wayne Routledge running at you.
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