Look hot (i.e., spend a lot of money on fancy haircuts, manicures, a new wardrobe, and a gym membership).
If youâre talking to a man, sit at an angle to him and cross your legs.
Donât talk to men in meetings unless youâre saying hyper agreeable shit like âYes!â and âBy the supreme buoyancy of mine own pendulous breasts, my lord, yes!â because confronting them in front of others will intimidate them.
Womenâs brains are 6% to 11% smaller than menâs (a point made sans clarification that literal brain size has nothing to do with intelligence or ability)
Womenâs brains are like pancakes because they soak up information, making it harder for them to focus. Menâs brains are like waffles because theyâre better at compartmentalizing new things theyâre learning into easy to manage squares.
Women Have Pancakes for Brains, Says Recent 'Empowerment' Seminar
Men are like waffles, and women are like pancakes. Why? Because their brains are different!No, thatâs not some hack joke from some even hackier dude comedianâs standup set from 1993. Thatâs an actual thing some businesswomen were told at a presentation on female leadership in 2018.Last year, 30 female executives at mega-huge accounting firm Ernst & Young attended a nearly two-day long training seminar on how to succeed in a male-dominated workplace that focused entirely on how women created hostile work environments for themselves through their own behavior and appearances, as HuffPost reported on Monday.The June 2018 seminar came only a few months after a female executive at the firm had filed a complaint against a male partner for sexual assault. Yet the training never addressed this or any of the other instance of workplace sexual assault and harassment, attendees told HuffPost senior reporter Emily Young, offering attendees tips on how their clothing and comportment could improve their experience in the office.The whole thing is worth a read, but here are a few of the key tips, tricks, and other findings laid out by the training seminar. Here they are in order of âlol wutâ to âIâm going to eat a knifeâ:
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