Sounds Like You Get Raw Dogged a Lot

Dear VICE Lovers, Every now and again the dumb comments you leave on the site make us so mad that I will invest hours drawing cartoons based on dumb things you type without even thinking. The world is funny, huh? There you are, a total nobody having the least meaningful thing you ever did in your whole meaningless life being commemorated by one of the most important poeple ever; me. Anyway, look at these. Nicholas

Where Your Dude Likes to Cum and What it Says About Him

A Party's not a Party if You Don't Punch a Fish

Previously: Jerking Off With Shallow Losers