The cruise has been in the works for at least eight months, meaning that real human beings—who presumably operate on logic—have had nearly the amount of time it takes to create a human life to rationalize that they want to drop somewhere between $700 - $1,100 for rooms, and $225 in additional fees just to be close to Gronk's sweaty, undulating body.The boat has already made it from Miami to the island in the Bahamas, and we don't want you to feel left out. So here is a choice selection of what's going down (there is so, so much):Come party with me and my bros on @Gronkspartyship next February! http://t.co/YIrpytmBvw Get Gronk'd! pic.twitter.com/jMyNdqN9lb
— Rob Gronkowski (@RobGronkowski) June 9, 2015
Even Gronk has to go through security for his own party cruise. Especially when he's packing so many GUNS:First Gronk sighting!! #GRONKSPARTYSHIP @BostonGlobe @Patriots @RobGronkowski @jreedwrites pic.twitter.com/uantLy8zq2
— Christopher Muther (@chris_muther) February 19, 2016
Legend.@RobGronkowski, live from the Gronk Party Ship. Watch the full video on @go90: https://t.co/a8Du6t4RyB pic.twitter.com/K9os1O5ApC
— UNINTERRUPTED (@uninterrupted) February 20, 2016
And Gronk was thoughtful enough to give people some hair of the dog before their included photo op with the man(child).Blue skies and even bluer water for Day 2 of @RobGronkowski's party cruise. pic.twitter.com/8dWe7rSprd
— James Reed (@jreedwrites) February 20, 2016
And it turns out that Gronk's private island in the Bahamas is not just a palm tree with some sand around it. It actually looks pretty nice.Before you meet the Gronk, you get a shot. Because It's a party ship. #GRONKSPARTYSHIP @BostonGlobe @RobGronkowski pic.twitter.com/9QNRzZnNLB
— Christopher Muther (@chris_muther) February 20, 2016
So far there haven't been any deaths reported, and it seems like most people are pretty chill about the whole impending STD thing. Fun is being had by all. So what's the harm? I bet a lot of people in their own personal Gronk heaven are asking themselves, "can this please last forever?" And for those of us who aren't there, we also hope it lasts forever. You can have it.Surprisingly calm on Gronk Island #GRONKSPARTYSHIP pic.twitter.com/QujUG5fQo4
— Christopher Muther (@chris_muther) February 20, 2016