UPDATE (February 2, 2016, 8:02 PM): Kanye West has officially named his album The Life of Pablo. As you can see below, we called it. Kanye, we'll take the Yeezys you promised in any size.Today Kanye announced the album has a new name. Well, sort of. He said the record is called T.L.O.P.—initials that stand for something we can assume almost definitely isn't Teasing Lots of People. He's also said that anyone who guesses the album's official name will get tickets to Season 3 and a free pair of Yeezys.Tyson Lives on PunchingTwitter Learned the Order of PeckingTo Lend Our PrayersTruly Lovely Ordinary PeopleThe Latency Of PleasureTaste! Lust! Or, Power!The Life Once PromisedTime Lingers On PerpetuallyToo Long, Occasionally PerusedThe League of ParentsTony & Lorraine's Opium ParlourThe Love Of PastryTight Leather Overall PantsTaking Ls On PrincipleTeenage Lutant Oinja PurtlesThe Life of PiThe Last of ProphetsThe Last of ProfitsThis Last One's Perfect
Depending on how you look at it, the roll-out for Kanye West's seventh solo album has been a rollercoaster of twists, turns, and loop-a-dee-loops through poop-splattered rectums. Or it's been an infuriatingly inane and dizzy ride on the tea-cups, as we wait for the theme park's one big ride to open for business.Final track list for The Life Of Pablo pic.twitter.com/PMH94MAAeJ
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 11, 2016
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But what about us here at Noisey? We like free shit. We like tickets to shit. Hell, we're here for all we can get. So, here are 40 logical and well-researched suggestions, and, you know, 40 is a high number, so there's a good mathematical probablity that one of these is 100 percent spot on.Ten Lambos on PreorderThe Lord of Production (Rap instrumental tribute to Flatley's Lord of the Dance)T-Swift Lucked Out People!Tuscan Leather, Oriental PleatherTravis, Leave Out the Production!Theophilus London on ProductionTheodore Logan on Production!The Love of Poop-fingersTupac Lives on PrivatelyTo Limp O PimperflyThyme, Lemon, Or ParsleyTidal is Living On a PrayerTLOP (It's just that. A new word he invented, which means 'cool pants.')The Life Of PabloTime Line's Obviously Poppin'Turbulence Lands Our PlanesThe Last Original Pirate (album of Mike Skinner covers)The Legend Of the PadTyga's Last Opportunity PleaseThat Lasagna's on PointTeen Love, or PoopThat's the new album anybody who can figure out the title gets tickets to Season 3 and free Yeezys
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 9, 2016
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