A Totally Fair Review Of Rock Of Ages The Musical

A few weeks ago I went down to speak to the audience at the hit West End musical Rock of Ages for an article. If you don't know, Rock of Ages is everything you always hated about everything you always loved; at £80 a ticket.The play features a mish-mash of cliches about the late-80s LA rock scene and music cribbed from the likes of Bon Jovi and Twisted Sister and stars a dickhead from X Factor (Shayne Ward) and a dickhead from somewhere else on Channel 4 (Justin Lee Collins). It is the lowest form of art ever created and I said as much in the short article I wrote (even though I hadn't seen the play, I'd just met the audience).

Read the full story over at Noisey.