THE BRITISH WRESTLERThe full length version of our film about the UK wrestling scene, following amateur wrestler enthusiast, Grado, from his bedroom to the ring.A BIG NIGHT OUT IN… A FETISH CLUB DANCE CAGESpending the night in a cage at a fetish club, hanging out with naked middle-aged men and deflecting a load of steampunk penises.CAITLIN MORAN AND EVE BARLOW ARE GIVING GIRLS A BAD NAMEOur pretty girl columnist calls bullshit on Caitlin Moran and Eve Barlow's exclusive feminist members club.HOW MUCH COKE IS BAD FOR ME?Yeah, my septum has rotted out and my dick doesn't work anymore, but, really, how much coke is too much coke?A GIRL'S GUIDE TO SCREWING OLDER MENA handy sartorial guide to walk you through seducing your teacher, your friend's dad, your boss or a policeman.THE SMUGGEST PEOPLE AT DAVID CAMERON'S SPEECH TODAYWas it this smarmy Young Tory? Or any one of the weird, aristocratic man-boys in attendance?THIS MAN HAS PROOF OBAMA IS GAYAccording to Jerome R. Corsi, Obama is a gay commie who used to have ketamine-fuelled orgies with other male politicians.HOW I BECAME ONE OF THE MOST SUCCESSFUL ART SMUGGLERS IN THE WORLD"I said to the mafia, 'OK, come along. If you’re going to kill me, kill me. If you want my money, go fuck yourself.'"ASKING FREDDIE STARR'S FANS ABOUT THOSE CHILD ABUSE ALLEGATIONSFreddie Starr is alleged to have been part of the 70s light entertainer child-sex gang (the shittiest gang ever), so we went and asked some of his fans if they weirded out by the whole thing.WHOA, DUDE, WE'RE NOT INSIDE A COMPUTER RIGHT NOWRemember that article about how the world as we know it might just be a coded, virtual reality designed by some programmer from the future? This guy doesn't agree.THE RAVING OUTLAW-BIKER DRUIDS AND THEIR 1575-YEAR-OLD KINGThis ex-bike-gang-leader is supposedly the reincarnation of the fabled British monarch, King Arthur. He's also the man responsible for the parties full of sweaty, pilled-up teenagers that happen every year at Stonehenge.THE TRAIL OF BLOOD ON THE FLOORWhy does Obama look so much like George W Bush all of a sudden?ONE IN THE OVENSpending the day with a pregnant Jemima Kirke – artist and star of Girls – talking about doing bumps and having kids.
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