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Bryce Harper Hits Homer Straight Into the Nationals' Pooper

Is there anywhere Harper can't put the ball?

Bryce Harper is good at baseballs. This is undisputed. But when you get to the point that you're hitting homers into your own team's bathroom—presumably just to mess with them?—well that's some shit. Hah… a poop joke.

Harper's solo shot in the 10th inning against the Phillies was his fourth—count it, fourth—consecutive home run in the past four games. Last year's NL MVP continues to play out of his gourd, and today he seemed to be picking out corners, when he sent the above run into the second-level bullpen bathroom in right field. I particularly like the announcer's deliver of the line "the ball goes… into the John." Speaking of announcers, I wonder if that one hit Jim Brockmire while he was in there.

They should start giving Harpers some actual challenges out there. Next time, let's see if he can land an upper decker.