CHARISMATIC 30 YEAR OLD LESBIAN MASQUERADES AS CHILD ON COOKING SHOWHave you ever wondered what would happen if a baby was dumped on the doorstep of a PR agency and raised in their office? Here's your answer.I’m just excited for his rebellious teen phase so he can turn into this guy. Who, without question, has the perfect combination of comedy and wittiness that I find very rare in an actor.Sucks that his mom is dad though. Poor guy.ICE-T TO CONTINUE SELLING OUT CAMPAIGN WITH REALITY TV SHOW
From Deadline:"Over the past six decades, TV couples like Desi/Lucy, Mork/Mindy and Ozzy/Sharon have demonstrated that sometimes the most unconventional pairings make for the most compelling viewing, and in their first-ever series about their marriage and family life, Ice-T and Coco follow that tradition."Yes. Pairings don't get much more unconventional than a rapper and a porn star. I wonder how long it took for the writer of this to decide that an Ozzy and Sharon comparison would be the best way to convince people to watch this show."In this eight-episode, half-hour series, E! takes viewers behind the hype and conjecture and into the daily lives of rapper/actor/author/motivational speaker Ice and his fitness/swimsuit model/Internet-sensation buxom and bootylicious wife Coco. The two have been married ten years and remain inseparable, having spent only one day apart in all that time."Oh whoops, talk about an undersell. Did I say "rapper and porn star"? I meant that confusing sentence up there with all the forward slashes in it."From the start, Coco dedicated herself to becoming the woman behind her man, and is the heart and soul of the family brand. But, now that she has a series of projects of her own on the horizon, Coco has set her sights on establishing a solo career while maintaining balance in her relationship. With a loving and adventurous take on life, this over the top celebrity couple will blow expectations to smithereens"I just looked Coco up on Wikipedia to try and work out what exactly one gets into the "fitness/swimsuit model/Internet-sensation buxom and bootylicious wife" game, and discovered that she claims to be 32. Alrighty then.FASCINATING FACT: THE AVERAGE TV SHOW PILOT COSTS £500,000 TO PRODUCEI don't have a TV license, but I am thoroughly outraged on your behalf that your license fee is being used to produce this. Which, in addition to being both lame and terrifying (the rarest of combos), acts as an ultra depressing reminder that robot-technology hasn't come nearly as far as I thought it would have by now when I was a kid.JAMIE LEE CURTIS TAETE
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