Andy Capper, Anita Crapper

  • Bringing It Back

    Planet X closed down, got flooded to fuck and then lay abandoned for years at the mercy of smackheads.

  • Facking Cants

    I don't know about you Yank girls, but I cannot imagine anything more devastating than being called "cunt" in an East London brogue.

  • Where's The Hate?

    Maybe it was around the time that Satyr from Satyricon admitted he loved the silky feel of Dolce & Gabbana underwear.

  • Hatin' The Haters

    Recently we met up with Joel and Billy from Good Charlotte at this awesome hotel in London.

  • Fuck The World

    Can somebody please outlaw transatlantic long-distance relationships?