EDWARD PETRENKO
Is the Vulcan Mind Meld Real? We Asked an Expert About a Bunch of Paranormal Things
Everyone knows someone who thinks they're psychic, but we actually went to the trouble of speaking with the head honcho at the Parapsychological Association.
THE LONESOME BURIAL OF COREY HAIM
You may now rewire every neuron devoted to Corey Haim in your brain.
GEORGE LOPEZ IS GOING TO DIE
Western comedies have killed more heavyset comedians than diabetes and speedballs combined.
SISSIES VERSUS PUSSIES: GO FOR THE GOLD!
Russian Olympian to figure skate all over your uncertain machismo.
BIRDEMIC HAS ROMANCE AND SUSPENSE AND ALL THAT
James Nguyen will get famous for Birdemic, while your grad thesis will be read by four people.
FINE AMERICA, WE GIVE UP ALREADY, EH!
Canada loves sportsmanship, American loves winning, America wins, Canada are good sports about it, awright, eh?
PLEASANT FIRESIDE CHAT OF THE DEAD
Some things you might not already know about George Romero: he's a tall-ass man, nobody bats an eye when he orders a pre-lunch gin and tonic, and he's promoting Survival of the Dead, the sixth movie in the Dead franchise that he started in...
STAN BUSH IS AN INCREDIBLY EASYGOING MAN
I love stupid action movies-- the stupider, the better. I love needlessly ripped millionaires slurring their way through lines written for children by hacks. I love weapon-arming montages and questions answered with explosions and painfully tacked-on...
Destroying the fabric of society with film
When I was scanning the shelves in the video store two summers ago I was shocked to see that Transformers had made it to DVD so fast.