John Lucas
Drinking with London's Furries Taught Me Some Valuable Life Lessons
If these guys can proudly wander around central London dressed like sad cat-humans, why should I give a shit about what anyone thinks of me?
This Is What It’s Actually Like To Spend An Evening In Ibiza’s West End
With the Ibiza season now in full swing, we sent John Lucas to investigate its seedier side with a night out in San Antonio's notorious West End. This is what happened.
The Bullshitter's Guide to Ibiza 2015
Club by club, DJ by DJ, exactly how to spend your trip to the Balearic Islands.
I Went to a Fetish Speed-Dating Night in a London Gastropub
"I'm just looking for a girl who'll kick the fuck out of me," one of the hopeful relationship seekers told me.
"This Island Can Mess With Your Head if You're Not Careful"
We were given unprecedented access to the Martinez Brothers, spending 48 hours with them as they opened Ibiza 2015.
We Went on a Tour of All of East London's Grubby 'Strip Pubs'
These are the kind of charming places where a half-naked woman walks around with a pint glass for you to drop pound coins in.
This is What It’s Actually Like to Spend Twenty Four Hours Clubbing In South London
This twenty-four hour odyssey is clubbing as a vocation.
'Britain's Best Bottom' Talks About Premature Ejaculation and Straight Men in Gay Porn
You might already know Darius Ferdynand from such films as 69 Shades of Gay, Stretch My Hole, and Darius Has a Big Fat Dick.
This Is What a Night in Essex's Top Sex Spa Is Actually Like
Many people walk past Dagenham's Paradise Spa in the UK and wonder what's going on inside. From my experience, it's mostly people getting blowjobs in jacuzzis.
This Is What a Night at One of London's Adult Baby Parties Is Actually Like
I met lots of IT professionals and a man called Roy who loves going to the supermarket and shitting himself on purpose.