Jordan Foisy
I’ll Be More Scared of Those Robodogs When They Start Doing This Shit
Our stupidity will separate us from our robot overlords.
I Bar Crawled King Street to Find the Truth
It’s the center of Toronto and the center of the city’s biggest controversy. I drank there until I got the real story.
A Step by Step Guide to Finding Lost Objects from a Pothead Looking for His Phone
Step one: Procure cannabis.
Bullshit Confidence Is the Difference Between Success and Failure
Lord, grant me the confidence of an Australian tourist.
A Guide to Being an Average Student by a Perfectly Average Student
Take it from me, I owe $45,000 to the government and I tell jokes for a job.
Bacon Won’t Save You: A Semi-Scientific Guide to the Best Hangover Cures
Some of these might come in handy.
Some Reactions to the NDP’s Cute and Cuddly Leadership Debate
The most common phrase of the debate was, “I agree,” followed by “Jack Layton.”
I Got Drunk on Kevin O’Leary’s Wine and Watched ‘Dragon’s Den’ to Figure out his Politics
Money, money, money, money, money. (Everybody has a price)