Kristina Mahler
PLAYING CHAR-AIDS WITH A MEDICAL ACTOR
My ex-boyfriend is an actor, and when he’s not starring in cool movies with famous people, or looking like a jaunty ginger man-child, he gets to play sick for eight hours a day and still make way more money than most of his friends do at their...
PLAYING CHAR-AIDS WITH A MEDICAL ACTOR
My friend (RB, can't give his name for confidentiality reasons) is an actor and when he’s not starring in cool movies with famous people he gets to act like a sick person for 8 hours a day and still make way more than you do at your shitty minimum wage...
CHATTING WITH A GIANTESS
An inflated ego is something people often mistake me with having which is perfectly understandable given my website. But no, in reality, I do not have an inflated ego. I'm just as insecure as everyone else.
BREAKING EDGE
It’s just one more way to say ‘fuck you’ to someone. It’s an excuse to throw the first punch. When you’re searching for an identity it obviously develops in relation to your surroundings. A few of my good friends were straight edge but when I was in...
SAVING CHIMPS
In 1994/1995 information about biomedical research started leaking. At the lab where some of the Fauna chimps came from some were being used for crack cocaine studies. Tests on chimpanzees at NASA involved burning the chimps to death on the tarmac...
BEER SWAMPS
Maybe this is a Canadian thing but when I was little my friends and I would go to a restaurant or dep (aka convenience store), mix a bunch of soft drinks together at a soda fountain and make these things called “swamps.”
SCRUB 'N TUG
Craigslist is the internet dumping ground for everything from soiled mattresses to BMWs. Their erotic services section has been known to help young, reasonably attractive people out when they are in a financial pinch. Usually both parties walk away...
DOLLAR STORE DIET
I ate food from the dollar store for a week and all I got was this lousy diarrhea. Oh, and I let my dog shit in my house and I broke up with my boyfriend.