Lou Doggs
The Clippers Are So Dumb
Here’s everything important that happened in every sport last week. If it’s not in here, it’s unathletic.
A Complete Dipshit's Guide to the Roger Clemens Trial
"Why are they throwing the book at The Big Man? Isn’t he dead? Can’t Obama let him rest in peace?" These and all of your other stupid questions answered by our crack sports department.
The Wide World of Balls - Haha, Dude Got Hit in the Sack!
This week Alex Gordon got a ball in the nuts and Lawrence Taylor earned more money to pay for his underage prostitutes.
Baseball Teams Are Maybe Not Idiots
The truth is, the guys making the decisions in baseball probably aren’t as numb-skulled as they appear.
This Week in Balls - May 7, 2012
Lots of balls this week, including Jim Harden's of the Thunder. Which makes us wonder, are his balls as semi-Dan Haggis hairy as his face?
This Week in Balls - May 2, 2012
Racist hockey tweets, the Brooklyn Nets, the NFL draft, and more in the column with the biggest balls of them all.
This Week in Balls - April 9, 2012
Tim Tebow drew 15,000 people when he spoke at a Texas church on Easter Sunday. There is no word yet on whether he turned water into wine.
This Week in Balls - March 26
Balls are on the tip of everyone's tongue this week as March Madness widdles down to the final four and Tim Tebow becomes a Jet.