S.B. Kasulke

  • Hey Rappers, Make These Musicals

    As I am both a tremendous hip-hop fan and someone who at one time ran a spotlight for her high school theatre troupe, it struck me that more rap artists should put their spin on classic Broadway musicals. Because they would be better. More relatable...

  • Playlist: Appeasing the Angry Feral Cat That Stalks Your Fire Escape and Wants Your Blood

    We’ve amassed a compilation of songs to soothe the soul of the feral cat beast the size of a healthy adult beagle that stalks you on your fire escape.

  • Effing Stacy Ferguson

    A friend telling you, "I made you in the Sims today” turns blood to ice. Somebody making a Sim version of you is not unlike them telling you they made a voodoo doll out of your dandruff and toenail clippings.

  • Fifty Hour Lil B Marathon

    Hearing screaming that isn't there, getting paranoid and anxious. Household appliances terrify me right now. Losing it.