Shane Dudfield
News of Zealand: Improvised Houseboats, Fighting Cops, and Drinking Hand Sanitiser
This week New Zealanders lived through floods, power outages, and a really gross omelet.
News of Zealand: Veggie Vibrators and a PM who’s Reptilian
This week the Prime Minister’s legal experts effectively claimed John Key is not not a reptilian humanoid.
News Of Zealand: Hail Lorde, Beating Kids At Cricket, And Media “Leaks”
This week New Zealand had an earth quake, fawned over Lorde, and humiliated some kids in cricked. Business as usual.
News Of Zealand: A Snubbed PM, Poop Cakes, And A Local George Costanza
New Zealand didn't let 2013's global media snub get them down, they started 2014 in poo cake, naked scooter style.
News of Zealand: Cardboard Sexual Assault, Bogan Shopping, The Fake Moon Landing
It was a bad week to be a policeman’s dick, a Nokia customer, or a primary student looking forward to lunch in New Zealand.
News of Zealand
In this week's sux o'clock news: New Zealand's undefeated soccer team, flaming jandals, and the country's shittiest criminal.
