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11 Reasons to Hate Tesco
Tesco are running into some very serious operational difficulties, and to make matters that little bit worse, the public fucking hates them again.
'King Ralph' Is the Film That Taught Me the True Depths of Human Cruelty
John Goodman's screwball comedy is pure fucking evil.
Inside the Secret World of Corporate Espionage
The modern world has allowed us to become constantly transmitting information beacons. But not all of us use that power for good.
Six Ways to Tell Your Lover Doesn’t Actually Exist
While most guides to romance concentrate on personal grooming, presents, and what to do to which parts of whose genitals, I decided to answer the most burning question in this era of internet mischief.
Scouring Ed Miliband's Big Speech Audience for Traces of Hope
His Labour Party Conference speech didn't seem particularly convincing.
'Satire' Is the Dumbest, Most Ridiculous New Website On the Internet
It's racist and treats its audience with contempt.
Here's What the Rest of the World Hates About Britain
The depressing thing is that the reality is even worse than their assessment.
I Tried to Find Love by Sniffing Strangers' T-Shirts at a Pheromone Party
The theory of pheromone attraction is obvious. Squirt your wazzoo behind your knees. Boys like wazzoo. They smell it. Boom. Boys move unconsciously towards you as their Cro-Magnon brains are short-circuited by so-much heady wazzoo aroma.
Sophie Ellis-Bextor Has 100% Positive Feedback on eBay
She won't tell us her username but we're pretty sure it's Groovejet1979
Breaking News: Payday Loan Company Turn Out to Be Dicks
Wonga sent out thousands of letters from non-existent lawyers to scare their broke clients into paying up.
Get the Hell off Twitter, Morrissey
No one wants you to communicate with them while you're on the toilet.