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Celebrity Baby Smack Down: North West Vs. the Royal Baby
When I discovered both Kim Kardashian and Kate Middleton would give birth this summer, I became excited about the prospect of a baby smack down, because watching children try to kill each other is rewarding and fun. Who will win the Thunderdome matchup...
The Conspiracy Theorist's Guide to Kanye West's 'Yeezus'
It's a multiple personality record that's as much of an assimilation of his previous work, as it is a mission statement for DONDA.
The Dunham Rule
Last week I invented “Swift-boating” to describe the undue overattention and bushfire criticism that a young, pretty woman who says stuff (“says stuff”) inevitably experiences. This week I’d like to submit the “Dunham rule” as a related phenomenon, in...
Noisey Tidbits Roundup
Late Of The Pier are potentially reforming! (And other stuff that is of non comparable importance.)
Hey Ron! Should I Marry a Manslut?
I fell in love with a guy three years back when I saw a shirtless pic of him on my girl’s phone. Since then, he's had his way with most of my girlfriends. But none of them understand him like I do. Am I making a mistake trying to turn this man into a...
Did Kim Kardashian Fuck Up Kanye’s Career?
because everything he's made since they've been together has sucked