... on acid!
Super Bowl Media Day… On Acid!
As you may or may not know, tripping balls while in the middle of a gaggle of reporters shouting questions two inches away from your ears is the ninth circle of hell. On the other hand, I did get to talk to Artie Lange.
The Westminster Dog Show... On Acid!
We took some drugs and hung out with a bunch of bitches at Madison Square Garden.
A Sex Trade Show...On Acid!
VICE Germany gave their buddy Sascha a tab of LSD and sent him to Venus 2012, an erotic trade show in Berlin.
Ghost Hunting... On Acid!
We got our friend all hopped up on acid, and took her to a graveyard in Montreal with a professional ghost hunter and a Ouija board.
London Fashion Week... On Acid!
Our plucky Scottish friend swallowed a big-ass sugar cube soaked with LSD and navigated the fashion blog photo ops and evil spirits in the bi-annual parade of freaks we call London Fashion Week.
Stand Up Comedy... On Acid!
I was in a cab en route to perform stand up comedy with a head full of acid and a stomach full of puppies shitting themselves in horror.
The Westminster Dog Show... On Acid!
We took some drugs and hung out with a bunch of bitches at Madison Square Garden.
Lauryn Hill Live... On Acid!
She almost never gives interviews, especially to a wild-eyed punk in a Pig Destroyer t-shirt on LSD.
The Time I Was an Extra in a TV Commercial... On Acid!
Sometimes it's OK to cancel work commitments if you've accidentally taken lots of drugs.
Occupy Wall Street... On Acid!
This is my buddy "Dave" and that stuff on his tongue is LSD. We're getting ready to join the protestors in a march in honor of "Bank Transfer Day."