Ashley Young
Absence Makes the Heart Grow Fonder: Reviewing Swansea vs. Manchester United
We explore the possibility that Manchester United are better off when Jose Mourinho watches from the stands.
Randy Lerner Claims To Take Romantic Nourishment From His Memories of Ashley Young
In an oddly beautiful statement to Aston Villa fans, Lerner has admitted both his responsibility for the club’s relegation and his undying love for Ashley Young.
Manchester United Score on Sweet Set Piece
Manchester United use a perfectly executed set piece to take 1-0 lead on Liverpool.
Should Diving Be Considered an Art Form?
Does nobody appreciate the craft of the perfect dive? Perhaps it's time to reconsider football's dark art.
I Don't Watch Any Comedy—Why Does That Make Me an Imbecile?
I'd rather watch a pigeon pooping into a dude's mouth for seven seconds than an episode of "The Office."
Five Things We Learned From This Weekend’s Football (April 27)
Sean Dyche is a hard dinnerlady in the body of a hard bouncer inexplicably wrapped in a manager's tracksuit, plus other enlightening insights.
Five Things We Learned From This Weekend’s Football
A false dawn for Manchester United, and a sad end to Burnley. In non-north west news: Newcastle are awful.
Ashley Young Spinning Goal (Momentarily) Equalized Manchester Derby
Ashley Young's whirling goal (and a very friendly bounce off Gaël Clichy) equalized the Manchester Derby. Young later set up another goal to give United a 2-1 lead.