Asses

  • Motivational Hemorrhoids

    Say you’re in a relationship and you start feeling isolated because you have needs that the other person just doesn’t understand. Don’t let it fester in your asshole until it starts prolapsing and bleeding out of control. Tackle it right away.

  • I've Just 'Shelved a Pinger'. What Have I Done?

    How many of you guys shove pills up your ass on the regs?

  • Assplasty: Dr. Mendieta's Perfect Booties

    Dr. Constantino Mendieta is an artist of ass who has molded hundreds of butts. We had a chat with him about his career and the dark side of underground pooper augmentation.

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  • 120 Days of Sodom

    By processing the words in this sentence, you are submitting to me. You little bitch.

  • Azz Literally Everywhere

    The twin contexts of Pride Weekend and the release of Big Freedia's Azz Everywhere 12″ by a Chaos in Tejas fest promoter delivered some serious ass cheeks to Austin recently.

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