Boyle's Brains
Boyle's Brains - Plausible Conspiracy Theories
Every time someone has an orgasm that doesn’t make someone else pregnant, one pigeon is generated. That’s why there are so many pigeons. That’s why pigeons walk like that.
Weight Loss Tips that Have Actually Worked for Me
Here's one trick you can use to combat food problems: Think about how if something is creamy, lactation was probably involved. When you’re trying to decide between two pints of ice cream, pretend they are your mom’s nipples and she wants you to suck on...
Rejected GOP Campaign Strategies
Gingrich wanted to make DJ Earworm’s mash-up of 2011 popular radio hits, “World Go Boom,” his answer to all questions.
Boyle's Brains - ShrimpTalk with OkCupid
I talked with nine OkCupid users about their favorite things to do with their body parts and things from the sea.
Ways to Improve Basketball
How about Dad Overtime, for example? In the event of a tie, all members of Team A and Team B will be swapped out for their dads.
What New York City Public Sleepers Think About Everclear
It would be easy to assume an old man with a large plastic bag containing a smaller paper Cinnabon bag sleeping in a library next to a liter of club soda would have a limited awareness of Everclear.
Deleted Scenes from “Drive”
Ryan Gosling ducks behind a boulder and unwraps two packages of snack cakes and blueberry mini-muffins.
Future Parts of the Human Body
This column is going to be about stuff I like that I think other people might like too. It's called "Boyle's Brains" because my last name is Boyle and my brain is the thing that tells me what I like.