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We Asked an Expert How Long You Can Safely Hold in a Fart
Turns out you can uh… breathe out a fart if you hold it in for too long.
The Secret World of Tiny Phones That Go Inside Your Butt
Available from Amazon and popular in prison, these phones carry reviews like: "No anal problems!!! Didn't hurt my bum at all thanks guys :)"
Getting Deep Inside the Rear of the Year Award, a Cheeky British Institution
The curious British bum competition has become quietly iconic while avoiding offense. But how?
London Has More Cocaine in Its Sewers Than Anywhere Else in Europe
The European Monitoring Centre for Drugs and Drug Addiction published the news today, after fishing test tubes full of turd juice out of the sewers of 50 major European cities.
Matt Barnes Will Find You On Twitter
Casey Jacobsen played in the NBA, and has basketball opinions. Name-searching Matt Barnes still does, and did not think very highly of those opinions.
Let's Hope the Booty Video Trend Never Ends
Besides being salaciously entertaining, booty videos help pop stars like Jennifer Lopez revive their declining career fortunes.
A Butt-Based Fashion Shoot
Do you like butts? Do you enjoy fashion? Then you'll just absolutely adore this.
Death of the American Hobo
We traveled by freight train to the 112th National Hobo Convention in Britt, Iowa, to see what was left of hobo life. We felt as if we were a pair of early Americans—pioneers far from home on a great adventure. Each train was a roll of the die, a...
Rio Fashion Week
Charlet hangs out with all-girl Brazilian funk group Cage of Hot Girls and learns the art of Magical Bum Dancing. Then she heads to a photo shoot starring the transexual model we met at Rio Fashion Week, who expertly "smuggles peanuts" on the roof of...
Ticket To Ride
State lotteries love people with a hopeless attitude and who could be more hopeless than the homeless?