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  • Sitting on the Train, Thinking About Sex

    The three stages of sex memory: fondness, realization, sheer fucking terror.

  • Busted in Texas

    We were driving through the desert in the middle of the night when we got stopped at a police checkpoint. They said we had been "flagged for narcotics" and I had a bunch of weed in my bag, so... fuuuuck.

  • Wuv Sick

    I even gave him one of my scabs to eat so he'd always have a piece of me inside him.

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