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Sitting on the Train, Thinking About Sex
The three stages of sex memory: fondness, realization, sheer fucking terror.
Busted in Texas
We were driving through the desert in the middle of the night when we got stopped at a police checkpoint. They said we had been "flagged for narcotics" and I had a bunch of weed in my bag, so... fuuuuck.
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