etiquette
How to Sext
There are a couple of ways to make sure you’re sexting without treating your partner like an emotionless fuckbot—or getting treated that way yourself.
Why the Best Caribbean Food Comes with a Side of ‘Bad’ Service
In many of Britain’s Caribbean eateries, food rules supreme and service is secondary. “Wha yuh want?” is a totally acceptable and to-the-point way for a server to address their customers.
The John Waters Guide to Holiday Party Etiquette
I asked the Pope of Trash how to deal with unexpected guests, whether or not one should discuss politics, and why you should never ask to use the bathroom.
I Paid This Company $30 to Break Up with My Girlfriend
This service will break up with your partner for you, if you're willing to pay.
Netiquette 101: How to Use Emojis Without Having an Emojinal Breakdown
Emojis are like The Force: they can be used for good, or they can be used for evil. Or they can be used as a symbol for a dick.
Netiquette 101: How Much Internet Is Too Much Internet?
When your perspective, your health, and even your home are laid to waste by your insatiable desire to check all of your Facebook notifications.
Netiquette 101: How to Be a Politician on Twitter
It might seem silly that Twitter released a 136-page manual for political figures, but a lot of them could use the help.
Netiquette 101: How to Have Cybersex That Isn't Completely Regrettable
Guidelines for how to safely bang your friends online.
Netiquette 101: How Do You Know if Your Online Friends Want to Bang You?
How do you turn your social media buddies into IRL friends, fuckbuddies, and long-term partners?
This Armed Robber Emptied the Register but Left a Tip for His Whiskey
A dangerous criminal in a blonde wig has been robbing diners in the suburbs of Seattle. But at least he pays for his whiskey—and leaves a tip for the bartender.
Charm School Confidential
New Jersey's longest-running etiquette institute taught me that "there are no ugly women, just lazy ones."