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Steve King Is Now Blaming Undocumented Immigrants for “Influencing” Elections
The Iowa Republican cited a 12-year-old study by an alleged hate group to make his point
Held up at Snake Point, or Why I Was Late to Work
I was made to fork over a thousand rupees to a snake.
An Incomplete History of Weird Excuses Given by Accused Public Masturbators
"What are you doing?" is a pretty loaded question when you get right down to it.
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The Worst Excuses We've Used When Calling in Sick
For today is "National Sickie Day", and so we must dredge up the most transparent lies we've ever told to avoid a day at work.
We Asked People For Their Best One Night Stand Exit Strategies
You need an excuse and you need it fast, so we asked a few New Zealanders how to do it right.
The Weirdest Excuses College Students Give Their Teachers
"I'm sorry I didn't make it to the presentation, but my house was surrounded by a giant swarm of bees"
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Technology Shouldn't Be Used To Enable Bad Drivers
If you can't see a pedestrian without radar help, stop driving.
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