Gavin Haynes Sleepless Nights
Won't Somebody Please Think of the Poor Old Satanists?
Stealing the Pope's blood is a cry for help from today's forgotten devil worshipers.
Six Tedious Conversations No One Was Actually Having in 2013
Robin Thicke, Katie Hopkins, twerking: A year in fake furores.
Here Are Some Things That You Shouldn't Do in Public
Let's start with masturbating while a fire extinguisher's shoved up your arse.
Ian Watkins' Crimes Will Force Thousands to Reimagine Their Adolescence
No one's clinging on to their memories of "Last Train Home" at Leeds 2007 any more.
The Crucifixion of Reverend Paul Flowers, God's Hapless Crack Smoker
Stress, thousands of pounds and an inferiority complex can do strange things to a man.
Wonga's Weird, Sentimental New Film Won't Save Its Reputation
But it does tell us something about the coming age of corporate art.
A West London Housing Estate Is Turning into a Real-Life JG Ballard Novel
Forcing the rich and the poor to co-exist rarely works.
A Beginners' Guide to Morrissey, Penguin Classics' Latest Star
Lifting the lid on this precocious new author.
Farewell, Tommy Robinson, Brave English Lionheart
The EDL is dead, its members are in mourning. Hug a fascist today.
Taking Too Much Viagra and Getting Your Penis Amputated Is No Laughing Matter
The worst thing about taking so much Viagra that you end up having your penis amputated is that no one will feel any sympathy for you. You will not receive a bunch of cards saying “Deepest Sympathy on Your Literal Emasculation.”
How Grand Theft Auto Defeated the Moralising Idiot Brigade
Grand Theft Auto 5 has moved beyond the point where people pretend to be outraged by it.