Hemorrhoids

Food
Sorry, Sticking a Potato Up Your Butt Won't Cure Your Hemorrhoids
Doctors would like to remind you: "There is no medical evidence that putting frozen potatoes inside the anus can help cure [hemorrhoids]."
Jelisa Castrodale
2.26.20
Health
Do You Need to Go to a Doctor for Hemorrhoids?
Because that's a real pain in the ass.
Juno DeMelo
7.14.16
Health
Do You Need to Go to a Doctor for Hemorrhoids?
Because that's a real pain in the ass.
Juno DeMelo
7.14.16

The VICE Guide to Right Now
Americans Like Head Lice, Root Canals, and Hipsters More than Trump, Says Poll
The only things people could honestly say were worse than Trump, according to the survey, were cockroaches and hemorrhoids.
VICE Staff
5.10.16
Stuff
Motivational Hemorrhoids
Say you’re in a relationship and you start feeling isolated because you have needs that the other person just doesn’t understand. Don’t let it fester in your asshole until it starts prolapsing and bleeding out of control. Tackle it right away.
Kara Crabb
2.6.13