kate middleton
What I Learned Working a Summer Job at Buckingham Palace
A heady summer of stiff uniforms, weak-bladdered tourists, and getting bored of the sight of that bloody throne.
The Brooklyn Nets Are a Team About Nothing
As Kevin Garnett brays against, well, everything, the Nets are becoming a glitzy production with zero substance to back up all that glamour.
What We Can Learn About Rich People from the New Tatler TV Show
My advance preview of the BBC's new fly-on-the-wall documentary burst my eyeballs.
Firsties and Faves: Hookworms
Leeds band deliver what we deem officially: THE BEST EDITION OF FIRSTIES AND FAVES EVER.
The Ultimate Basic Bitch Tournament
Who is the most Basic of them all? We asked celebrity judges Big Freedia and comedian Julie Klausner to help us choose the queen of Basicdom.
Asparagus Can Predict Your Future
Making your urine smell ungodly isn't asparagus' only superpower. It can predict your future, too. I traveled the width of England to meet Jemima Packington, "The World's Only Asparamancer," to have my future told by the mighty spears.
10 Potential DJ Names for Kate Middleton
Step 1. Battle-scratch lessons. Step 2. Official DJ Name. Let's do this, Your Majesty!
Young Australians Just Love the Monarchy
If it wasn't clear before that Australians have English overlords, it is now.
This Week in Racism - A Racist Swan Is Attacking Foreign Students in England
A swan at Warwick University in England is allegedly attacking foreign students, which has led to the media labeling the bird a racist. I'm not a scientist, but I'm pretty sure swans can't be fascists.
We Went Along to the Royal Baby Party at St Mary's Hospital
Everyone was going nuts over the contents of one woman’s womb.
Kate Middleton's Birthing Playlist
Necro, UK funky, Eric Prydz and everything else Kate needs to fire an infant out her royal vag.