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  • Baby Talk

    Babies are hella smart. You don't have to talk down to them, they'll run with whatever you're throwing at them. I try to keep it 100 with mine and talk to her like I would any other grown person. You should do the same.

  • Baby Food

    Baby food is bullshit. Just mash some real food up and the baby will eat it.

  • Baby Swammin’

    Babies spend nine months floating around in amniotic fluid, so their swim game is, as the French say, on fleek.

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  • Baby Fashion

    I gotta tell you, I'm not a big fan of baby clothes. I feel like people be taking advantage of the fact that a baby is too polite to tell you that onesie you bought them is weak as fuck.

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