London Rental Opportunity of the Week
Rental Opportunity of the Week: A Flat So Bad It Will Make You Quit London
Calling it a “bedroom” seems like a slur on other, actual, functional bedrooms.
Rental Opportunity of the Week: This 'Tasteful' Flat Is Actually a Trick
Yes, you have lovely bay windows. You also don't have a separate bedroom, an oven or a washing machine, sorry!
Rental Opportunity of the Week: An Attic With an Ominous Hole For a Grand
“I do not know whether a small yellowing man with grey teeth might scuttle through there and hiss at you at night. I would have to check.”
Rental Opportunity of the Week: Some Guy’s Sofa for £850
Ah, oh: The cost of living crisis is finally hitting London’s horny landlords.
Rental Opportunity of the Week: This Flat Is Literally Just a Room
A flat so stupidly tiny that even Foxtons took the listing down.
Rental Opportunity of the Week: The Wildest Example of 'Landlord Brain' Yet
Cutting a hole in the ceiling to accommodate a window? That's just landlord entrepreneurialism at its finest.
Rental Opportunity of the Week: A Child-Sized Bed and a Microwave For £950
Probably not suitable for anyone who wants to sleep or eat three hot meals a day.
Rental Opportunity of the Week: Even the Rich are Doing Beds in Kitchens
If this is what £2,499 a month buys you, then the rest of us will soon be toast.
Rental Opportunity of the Week: £1,100 to Pay Your Neighbour’s Bills
Mentally, I am wondering exactly which step my ancestors took that led us all to here.
Rental Opportunity of the Week: A Sliver of a Window for £700
Let’s face it, if you want natural light you could always just step outside.
Rental Opportunity of the Week: Would You Pay £850 to Sleep By an Oven?
It's not just any oven. It's an oven in Slough.
Rental Opportunity of the Week: A Flat Actively Hostile to Human Life
Do you need to sit? Use the toilet? Sleep in a bed? Sorry, this isn't the place for you!