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Rental Opportunity of the Week: An Attic With an Ominous Hole For a Grand
“I do not know whether a small yellowing man with grey teeth might scuttle through there and hiss at you at night. I would have to check.”
London Rental Opportunity of the Week: A Ladder with a Bit of Bed Attached, in Kensington
An almost-investigation into at least four near-identical properties, all with different monthly rents.
London Rental Opportunity of the Week: Medical Lighting and a Leather Bed in Queen's Park
Yes I love to sleep beneath the blue-white light of an operating table, thanks v much.
London Rental Opportunity of the Week: Willesden’s Most Bizarrely-Placed Cabinet
£750 a month to sleep behind a small low wall on a pile of your own clothes.
London Rental Opportunity of the Week: An Extremely Puzzling Shower Layout in Catford
Don't even get me started on the front door, I am seriously not in the mood.
London Rental Opportunity of the Week: A £1,300 p/m Murder Den in Homerton!
I can see how you can die here but I cannot see how you can live.
London Rental Opportunity of the Week: A Fancy Conservatory in Blackheath!
This place is Actually Nice, which is sort of the problem.
London Rental Opportunity of the Week: An Impossibly Stressful Bedsit in Camden!
This room is the physical equivalent of trying to get two pieces of heavy luggage off a busy bus.
London Rental Opportunity of the Week: Streatham's #1 Public Shower!
Can I watch you shower? No? I'll… just… turn and look at this wall then?
London Rental Opportunity of the Week: Hackney’s Bleakest One-Bed
Feel the joy escape your body like a sigh